We Plant Your Face All Over The Internet.

You press record. We handle everything else.

Proven Results

  • 290M+ Organic Views Generated
  • 20+ Brands and Founders Grown
  • $0 Paid Follower Spend

Trusted by FIFA Heroes, Nike, Red Bull, A$AP Mob, MLS, Def Jam, Verci, The Mercer Edition, and Partiful.

The Guarantee: 1,000,000 Organic Views In 6 Months.

This is a six-month partnership. If we don't hit one million organic views across the platforms we manage in that time, we keep working for free until we do.

You Press Record. That's The Job.

You never write, edit, post, schedule, or track any of it. That's our job.

We handle: research, hooks and scripts, filming direction, editing and captions, formatting for every platform, posting, your bio and landing page, and monthly reporting on views, clicks, and booked calls.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does Faceplant handle?

Everything. Strategy, scripts, filming direction, editing, captions, posting, distribution, optimization, and a monthly report. You press record. We do the rest.

How much of my time does this take?

Two to three hours a week, filmed in one sitting. That's it. You never write, edit, post, schedule, or track any of it. We build the recording cadence around your schedule so it never becomes another job.

Do I need to come up with the content ideas?

No. We bring the ideas, hooks, and scripts. You just press record.

What if I'm not comfortable on camera?

We direct every session and set a cadence that fits you. Most owners get comfortable fast once the system is running.

Do views actually turn into customers?

That's the whole point. Someone watches your video, clicks through to your profile, books a call, and becomes a customer. We build and track that path, so you can see where every customer came from.

Who do I actually work with?

The founders. You work directly with us, not an account manager or a rotating junior team. Ask any other agency who you'd deal with day to day.